Teen Choice Awards '07 [Overview Review!]
And so, I watched this year.
[I'm practically guilty of not really watching last year, big deal, there's always the next, right?]
So, anyhow, moving along.
This is how I felt about the nights events.
Some of the award winners were deserving, & some, however, weren't in my opinion.
The performances, here's the run down.
Avril Lavigne, we could have done without. That song "Girlfriend" is obnoxious. And to me, there were defininitely better songs, & singles out in this past year. She makes me want to gag her with a filthy gym sock.
Was it just me, or did Kelly Clarkson's singing seem a bit.. off-key? She sounded as though she was struggling to hit notes, & screaming, which is by far unnecassary.
Fergie.. I'd like to give her a reason to cry. That 'up to the ass' dress, was horrible looking, & I just couldn't tolerate watching her performance, hence leaving the room.
& basically, I didn't care to watch the last performance seeing as I didn't care for the artist, the song, or their obnoxious rap screaming. We could have done without it.
Of course, Zac Efron was a BIG winner this year. He picked up an award with the High School Musical 2 crew, & the 'Hottie' award along with Jessica Alba. Now, in all honesty, I don't get the big fuss over Mr. Efron, however I was digging his casual duds with the dressy vest over it. I don't think he's attractive in the least, & the girls that scream over him, save your breath, he's obviously taken by co-star Vanessa Hudgens.
Jared Padalecki, Dane Cook & Justin Long were the highlights of the night for me. However, I'm more partial to them because they are my favorite few people in the Hollywood spotlight.
Jared presented a few awards, & managed to look amazing while doing so.
Dane won for Best Comedian, & who would have seen that coming? Plus he managed to I believe push the censors not once, but twice. During his acceptance speech, there was a 'bleep' like no other. And following that, when he & Jessical Alba presented an award, he made the comment of when he laughs his "balls wiggle". That, was censored obviously. I'm waiting to hear of the backlash that's going to cause seeing as it's a 'TEEN' award show. [Sorry but when you decide to have Dane do anything on a television award show, you KNOW how he is live, & the things he says, you need to re-think those things]
Justin made a few very hilarious comments, joking rashly on actor Jason Lee [star of 'My Name Is Earl'], & managing to throw in a promo for the Mac Computer that he so highly appears in commercials for. I was amused needless to say.
Justin Timberlake on the other hand, won the award for Ultimate Achievment, in his career brash of winning 21 Teen Choice Awards. That is quite the amazing feat for such a man. He does have quite the talent as well, & I believe he deserves every second of this. He's amazing, end of.
Other than the things listed, & talked of, I really didn't care much for anything else that happened to go on. I felt there were better people that could have won certain categories, & is it just me or does it bug the piss out of you when they don't show EVERY award winner getting their awards? If they know 2 hours isn't enough, extend the time, & vouch for 3. Thank you.
Here are the results of the night.
Movies
Choice Movie, Action Adventure – “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”
Choice Movie, Drama – “The Pursuit of Happyness”
Choice Movie Actor, Drama – Will Smith (“The Pursuit of Happyness”)
Choice Movie Actor, Action Adventure – Johnny Depp
Choice Movie Actress, Action Adventure – Keira Knightley (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)
Choice Movie Actress, Comedy – Sophia Bush (“John Tucker Must Die”)
Choice Movie Actor, Horror/Thiller – Shia LaBeouf (“Disturbia”)
Choice Movie Actress, Horror/Thiller – Sophia Bush (“The Hitcher”)
Choice Movie Actress, Drama – Jennifer Hudson (“Dreamgirls”)
Choice Movie Villain – Bill Nighy (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)
Choice Movie Hissy Fit – Ryan Seacrest (“Knocked Up”)
Choice Movie Breakout, Male – Shia LeBeouf
Choice Movie Breakout, Female – Sophia Bush
Choice Movie Dance – Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan (“Step Up”)
Choice Movie Chemistry – Will Smith and Jayden Smith (“The Pursuit of Happyness”)
Choice Movie Scream – Steve Carell (“Evan Almighty”)
Choice Movie Summer - Drama/Action Adventure - “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”
Television
Choice TV Movie – “High School Musical 2”
Choice TV Show, Comedy – “Hannah Montana”
Choice TV Show, Reality/Variety – AMERICAN IDOL
Choice TV Actor, Comedy – Steve Carell (“The Office”)
Choice TV Actress, Comedy – Miley Cyrus (“Hannah Montana”)
Choice TV Breakout – America Ferrera (“Ugly Betty”)
Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star – Sanjaya (AMERICAN IDOL)
Choice TV Female Reality/Variety Star – Lauren Conrad (“The Hills”)
Music
Choice Music Single – “Girlfriend,” Avril Lavigne
Choice Music Male Artist – Justin Timberlake
Choice Music Female Artist – Fergie
Choice Music Rap Artist – Timbaland
Choice Music R&B Artist – Rihanna
Choice Music Breakout Artist, Female – Vanessa Hudgens
Choice Music Breakout Artist, Male – Akon
Choice Music Love Song – “With Love,” Hilary Duff
Choice Music R&B Track – “Beautiful Girls,” Sean Kingston
Choice Music Payback Track – “What Goes Around…Comes Around,“ Justin Timberlake
Other Awards
Choice Male Hottie – Zac Efron
Choice Female Hottie – Jessica Alba
Choice Comedian – Dane Cook
Choice Summer Movie, Comedy/Musical – “Hairspray”
Choice Summer Artist – Miley Cyrus
Choice V Cast Video – “The Hills”
Choice Song of the Summer – “Hey There Delilah,” Plain White T’s
Choice TV Show of the Summer – “Degrassi”
[Thanks for reading]
{Billiam}





